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BUT I CAN'T MENTION--I CAN'T GO-- 'CAUSE ALL YOU WANTTO SAY-- IF YOU'RE IN A ROOM WITHBRITNEY SPEARS, YOU WANT TO GO, "WHAT'D YOU SHAVE YOUR HEAD FOR, LOVE? "DON'T YOU THINK THERE'S GOINGTO BE A LITTLE BIT OF AN ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM? AND AN MTV EXECUTIVE, TO HIS ETERNAL CREDIT, SAID, [as businessman]"WHAT IF THERE WAS LITERALLYAN ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM? IT'S DIFFICULT TO MEET SOMEONE WHEN YOU'VEALREADY SEEN THEIR VAGINA. BUT HOW CAN I BE ALL EDGYAND NOT MENTION ALL THE THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO HERTHAT YEAR? SO I WAS EXPLAINING TOTHE MTV PROMOTIONAL EXECUTIVES THAT IT WOULD BE A BIT DIFFICULTFOR ME. "IT'S GOING TO BE A BITDIFFICULT LIKE, NOT BEING ABLE "TO MENTION ALL THOSE THINGSTHAT HAVE HAPPENED TO BRITNEY. OH, AND YOU, AS WELL." [laughter] AND I'M LOVELY TO HER, 'CAUSESHE'S A LOVELY, LOVELY WOMAN. BUT THE PROMOTIONAL CAMPAIGNWAS FLAWED IN THAT THEY DECIDEDTO PROMOTE ME AS ALL "EDGY." "OOH, I'M EDGY." BUT I DON'T WANT TO SAYANYTHING OFFENSIVE TO HER, 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO HURTHER FEELINGS. AND SHE'S ALL LOVELY, AND A HUMAN BEING, AND A PERSON. TELL US." BUT YOU DON'T SAY NOTHINGLIKE THAT 'CAUSE IT MIGHT UPSET HER. BECAUSE, LIKE--RIGHT, BRITNEY SPEARS, SHE'S THERE, BUT THERE'S AN ELEPHANT THERE.
[cheers and applause] WELL THANKS, BUT I WISH YOU'DBEEN THERE ON THE NIGHT. SO I DID, LIKE, SOME PROMOTIONALWORK WITH AMERICAN STARS. " [as businessman]"WELL, YEAH, SURE." [as himself]"WHAT, YOU KNOWWHERE TO GET AN ELEPHANT?
So it shouldn't exactly comes as a surprise that she's turned her attention to Russell Brand, a former drug user who has been treated for sex addition.
The pair are said to have enjoyed an intimate dinner last night at Hollywood's Little Red Door restaurant, where they arrived and left separately in an apparent effort to avoid being photographed together. Russell Brand and Britney Spears at Hollywood's Little Red Door restaurant last night It seems the two formed a bond at Sunday night's MTV Video Music Awards, where British comedian played host while the triumpant singer scooped three awards.
He said: "As a representative of the global community, a visitor from abroad, I don't want to come across a little bit biased, but could I please ask of you, people of America, please elect Barack Obama, please, on behalf of the world. We thought it was nice of you to let him have a go, because, in England, he wouldn't be trusted with a pair of scissors." Brand also took a shot at Republican Vice-Presidential nominee Sarah Palin.
Speaking of Palin's daughter's boyfriend, Levi Johnston, Brand said: "That is the safe sex message of all time. "The comedian angered some in attendance by repeatedly joking about the Jonas Brothers, the sons of a pastor, all of whom wear purity rings as a symbol of their vow not to have premarital sex.
The lothario, who has dated Kate Moss and Sadie Frost, had previously said he had fallen in love with Palmer, even going so far as to say: 'There's no more womanising.' Britney, who has already clocked up two ill-fated marriages with Kevin Federline and Jason Alexander, has been single since splitting from Birmingham born paparazzo Adnan Ghalib earlier this year.