Application dating my daughter
Boy Scout Rank_____________________________________ 5. Home Address_____________ City/State ____________ Zip____ 6. Number of years parents married ________________________ 8. If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my ____________ C. Church you attend _______________ How often do you attend? When is the best time to interview you father, mother, and bishop?Through the magic of Social Media, there were literally people from around the world who piped in with comments.It was by far the most viewed and “shared” blog post so far in the life of this project._____ YES ______ NO Is one male and the other one female?
(REVOCABLE AT ANY TIME) NOTE – This application will be Incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor. BOY SCOUT RANK:_______________________________________ 5. HOME ADDRESS: ________________CITY: _________ ZIP ______ 6. Yes____ No_______ If NO, explain: ________________________________ 7.
HEIGHT:___________ WEIGHT: ______IQ: ________GPA: ______ 3. SOCIAL SECURITY #: ___________DRIVERS LICENSE #: _________ 4.
If your application is rejected you will be notified by two angels wearing red suits and carrying pitch forks.
___ (IF YES TO ANY PART OF #8, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY) 9. Please do not try to call or write (this action will void this application).
In 50 words or less, what does “DO NOT TOUCH MY DAUGHTER” mean to you? In 50 words or less, what does “ABSTINENCE” mean to you? When I first meet a girl, the first thing I notice is _____________________ (NOTE: If the answer to “E” begins with a B, T, or A, discontinue and leave the premises immediately with your head hung low.) 15. _____________________ Signature (That means sign your name) Thank you for your interest. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved.If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentlemen wearing white ties carrying violin cases.